Dogs Make Excellent Excuses T-Shirt
Black / XS
$29.99
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Dogs Make Excellent Excuses T-Shirt
$29.99
Size guide
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.50 | 27.00 | 8.60 |
| S | 18.00 | 28.00 | 8.90 |
| M | 20.00 | 29.00 | 9.20 |
| L | 22.00 | 30.00 | 9.50 |
| XL | 24.00 | 31.00 | 9.70 |
| 2XL | 26.00 | 32.00 | 10.00 |
| 3XL | 28.00 | 33.00 | 10.40 |
| 4XL | 30.00 | 34.00 | 10.80 |
| 5XL | 32.00 | 35.00 | 11.20 |
Unisex retail fit. Between sizes or like it roomy? Size up. Tolerance ±1.5 in.
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Estimated U.S. delivery: 4–10 business days
Printed in 2–5 business days, then 2–5 days shipping. -
30-day satisfaction guarantee
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- Suspect
- Dog person, escape artist
- Charge
- Using a dog as an airtight alibi
- Evidence
- A suspiciously convenient walk time
- Verdict
- Excused from all social obligations
A very good reason is waiting at home.
Dogs Make Excellent Excuses. turns a familiar dog-person sentiment into flowing retro lettering.
Fabric & fit
- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee
- Lightweight fabric, retail fit, crew neckline
- Side seams, shoulder tape, tear-away label
Shipping & delivery
Every tee is printed to order in 2–5 business days, then ships in 2–5 business days via standard U.S. shipping — about 4–10 business days in total.
30-day satisfaction guarantee
If you're not happy with your tee, contact us within 30 days of delivery and we'll make it right.
Care
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F). Non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Tumble dry low. Do not dry-clean.