Selective Hearing. Excellent Timing T-Shirt in Athletic Heather worn by a smiling model

Selective Hearing. Excellent Timing T-Shirt

Athletic Heather / XS
$29.99
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Selective Hearing. Excellent Timing T-Shirt in Athletic Heather worn by a smiling model
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Selective Hearing. Excellent Timing T-Shirt

$29.99
ColorAthletic Heather
Size
Size guide
Bella+Canvas 3001 · inches, laid flat
SizeWidthLengthSleeve
XS16.5027.008.60
S18.0028.008.90
M20.0029.009.20
L22.0030.009.50
XL24.0031.009.70
2XL26.0032.0010.00
3XL28.0033.0010.40
4XL30.0034.0010.80
5XL32.0035.0011.20

Unisex retail fit. Between sizes or like it roomy? Size up. Tolerance ±1.5 in.

  • Estimated U.S. delivery: 4–10 business days
    Printed in 2–5 business days, then 2–5 days shipping.
  • 30-day satisfaction guarantee
    Not happy? We'll make it right.
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Suspect
Terrier, selective listener
Charge
Ignoring orders until biscuits appear
Evidence
Instant recall at the crinkle sound
Verdict
Hearing declared treat-dependent

They heard you. The biscuit simply changed the response time.

Selective Hearing. Excellent Timing. captures a terrier with wonderfully specific priorities.

Fabric & fit
  • Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee
  • Lightweight fabric, retail fit, crew neckline
  • Side seams, shoulder tape, tear-away label
Shipping & delivery

Every tee is printed to order in 2–5 business days, then ships in 2–5 business days via standard U.S. shipping — about 4–10 business days in total.

30-day satisfaction guarantee

If you're not happy with your tee, contact us within 30 days of delivery and we'll make it right.

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Care

Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F). Non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Tumble dry low. Do not dry-clean.

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