All Visitors Must Pass the Sniff Test T-Shirt
Natural / XS
$29.99
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All Visitors Must Pass the Sniff Test T-Shirt
$29.99
Size guide
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.50 | 27.00 | 8.60 |
| S | 18.00 | 28.00 | 8.90 |
| M | 20.00 | 29.00 | 9.20 |
| L | 22.00 | 30.00 | 9.50 |
| XL | 24.00 | 31.00 | 9.70 |
| 2XL | 26.00 | 32.00 | 10.00 |
| 3XL | 28.00 | 33.00 | 10.40 |
| 4XL | 30.00 | 34.00 | 10.80 |
| 5XL | 32.00 | 35.00 | 11.20 |
Unisex retail fit. Between sizes or like it roomy? Size up. Tolerance ±1.5 in.
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Estimated U.S. delivery: 4–10 business days
Printed in 2–5 business days, then 2–5 days shipping. -
30-day satisfaction guarantee
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- Suspect
- Dog, doorway security officer
- Charge
- Searching visitors without a warrant
- Evidence
- Every guest thoroughly nose-inspected
- Verdict
- Entry granted after the sniff test
No visitor skips security.
All Visitors Must Pass the Sniff Test gives the household greeter an official badge. For dog people who know every arrival needs a thorough nose inspection.
Fabric & fit
- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee
- Lightweight fabric, retail fit, crew neckline
- Side seams, shoulder tape, tear-away label
Shipping & delivery
Every tee is printed to order in 2–5 business days, then ships in 2–5 business days via standard U.S. shipping — about 4–10 business days in total.
30-day satisfaction guarantee
If you're not happy with your tee, contact us within 30 days of delivery and we'll make it right.
Care
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F). Non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Tumble dry low. Do not dry-clean.